ugly:

ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS

(via dulect)

hempslave:

werebottom:

UFC fighter Kyle Kingsbury showing his support for the LGBT community - Legalize Gay

Look at the disappointment in that salty bitch’s eyes

fuck yeah 

(Source: sexylthings, via havetojustbe-me)

the-only-true-queen:

Me when i meet someone with a big booty!

(Source: pink-sugar-blossom, via leftnipple)

gr4ceffa:

this video was a ride from start to finish

(via niehausscormier)

queerallman:

one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians

(Source: h8culture, via arayasun)

amym3llissa:

god you’re goodlooking

(Source: beyoung1990, via ayehayley)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via queer--and--dear)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via belatrilly)

satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

(Source: extraordinarygrey, via queer--and--dear)

(Source: beyonseh, via belatrilly)

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via teadrinkingmuggle)