01. 02.

slavesnake:

Britney Spears blessing a paparazzi and forgiving him of his sins.

mandypatinkin:

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE BECAUSE THEY HAD THE WEINER DOG RACES DOWN IN BUDA TEXAS AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE A THEME AN THIS YEAR IT WAS LES WIENERABLES

“I remember when I first wanted to act my parents were supportive, but it was that they were like please if you can find something else in the world, don’t do this.  So it wasn’t even they’re like oh we’ve been waiting for you to arrive, welcome to the family business kind of thing. If I could do anything else, in a fantasy world I’d be rock star.  I mean who doesn’t want to be a rock star ?”

spicy-vagina-tacos:

myrtlewilson:

brucelightyear:

thelandofwtf:

My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.

Kill it.  Kill it with fire.

#feed me seymour

NO I AM SO DONE WITH THIS FUCKING PICTURE

OKAY

SO I HAD SEEN THIS GODDAMNED PICTURE AT LEAST 12 TIMES ALREADY AND IT ALWAYS LOOKED SO FUCKING ERRILY FAMILIAR AND I COULD NAWT FOR THE LIFE PF ME FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT REMINDED ME OF

AND EACH TIME I SAW THIS PICTURE I SAT THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT

AND THEN TODAY IT FUCKING HIT ME

THIS FUCKING GUY

GOODBYE

sodamnrelatable:

magic conch shell should i start my homework

image

the conch has spoken

Abandoned Tumblr

assholedisney:

I bet Celine Dion has a special version of Titanic without a soundtrack and when dramatic parts happen a spotlight turns on above her couch and fog pours out from behind the television and she sings My Heart Will Go On and her guests are like “are you fucking kidding me Celine not again”

trekkibal:

hallloween:

I can’t decide if

  • someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
  • someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
  • someone stabbed a cheeseburger
  • a cheeseburger stabbed someone
  • a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

what if all of that happened at once

travelingcolors:

Cuckmere River, East Sussex | England (by Malcolm Bull)

THIS GIF THO

clevercosima:

image

best-of-funny:

isthisjustphantasy:

coolstoryno:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

I UNDER STAND

Someone explain this frealz

i understand dude what’s wrong with you

X

iamalfff:

Olivia Wilde and Amber Heard